Squishable Moose

Why is the plural of Moose “Moose” and not “Meese,” “Moosies” or even “Moosii”? That’s easy: they make a big enough impression all by themselves! It doesn’t take a whole herd of Moose to turn heads, just one will do it! Imagine him eating cupcakes in the food court! Picture him sitting at a table by the potted plants, gazing cross-eyed at the frosting on his schnoz! See him comparing his latest purchases by the pretzel stand! Notice that circle of curious onlookers? They tried to ignore the Moose but they just weren’t able.Indeed, from the top of his velvety antlers to his glorious hooves, even just one Moose is the toast of the tundra (or the mall)!