Squishable Highland Cow

Respect your elders! These gentle giants are the oldest breed of cattle in the world! Like a grandfather with stories about hiking to school uphill both ways through the snow! And they’re Scottish! Unlike my grandfather who was from Florida and really meant it. And they could definitely use a trimi! Also unlike my grandfather, who was entirely bald but I never knew it because he wore a bright purple toupee decorated with sparkly lights and butterflies. Interesting guy, my grandfather.